Friday, December 30, 2011

Printables: Valentine's Day!!

Hello there phantom readers!

I am so excited to be getting hits (thank you Pinterest, oh how I love you!) and if you like what you are reading PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE follow me!! I like to see who you are and your support helps me want to keep writing!!

On that note, I have been doing a little graphic design this morning and have a few cute Valentine's printables for you! The first one is just another "Keep Calm" sign, I freaking love them! I think I might make this one into a pillow for us! This is an 8x10 but you should be able to print it in another size and be ok. Let me know if you have trouble and I can resize it to whatever you would like.

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And here is the second one! I have seen variations of this all over Etsy. I knew it was part of a song and just love the lyrics but was not familiar with the band (The Pixies) or the song at all so I finally decided to look it up on You Tube today. I have to say, I am not a fan. Very indie and lots of music and muted singing....not my thing. BUT I still love the lyrics so I made my own slightly different version of the printable. Here ya go! Again, this is an 8x10 and I did do it with a white border.

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And now I would love to stay and keep writing but I have many Kitchen Nightmares to catch up on so I will bid you ado for the day! See you next year! HA!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

DIY: Chalkboard Wine Glasses

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Hello friends!

Let me first say that if you have a birthday any time soon you should not read this post unless you want a spoiler to what you are probably getting as a present! Now, on with it...

I have a crazy story for you. Every time my mom comes to visit she breaks one of my beautiful and delicate wine glasses we got as wedding gifts. I love them and they are gorgeous but now everyone is afraid to use them when they come over because I always make such a big deal about my mom breaking them all the time. She seriously has broken like 5...out of 16....that's like....30 percent or something.....not good odds. So the other day I was at the Dollar Tree and they had some pretty good looking large balloon wine glasses for, drum roll please......$1 each! (I know, shocker that something was a dollar at the Dollar Tree.) They were quite heavy and sturdy which is a good thing when Hurricane Eliza (i.e. my mom) wants a glass of wine. But I didn't just want to get one for her and I didn't like them enough to use them as my all the time wine glasses.....that is unless they were somehow made fancy.

A few months ago I saw some really cute wine glasses at World Market that had chalkboard bottoms. I think they were like $8 a piece. Well, being the crafty woman that I am I have chalkboard paint in just about every form it comes in. I saw this below on Pinterest and decided that would be perfect.


But upon closer inspection of the blog post it sounded a little sloppy and not very precise, neither of which are traits I associate with myself. Well after a quick minute of brainstorming I decided my spray paint chalk board paint would be the better option for these. Here we go!

What You Will Need:

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  • Chalkboard Spray Paint (I got mine at Home Depot but you can get it at Hobby Lobby and Michael's too)
  • Painter's tape (I love Frog Tape, the stuff is amazing!)
  • Wax Paper
  • Wine Glasses (as I said, I got mine at the Dollar Tree..apparently IKEA has a good selection for cheap too)


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    Tear pieces of wax paper that are large enough to wrap generously around your wine glasses. I went ahead and tore all 8 pieces at once.

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    Tear pieces of your painters tape with plenty to go around the stem.

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    Again, I tore 8 pieces out all at once so I wouldn't have to go back. Wrap your wax paper starting at the stem a little lower than where you want the paint line to be.

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    Then stick the tape on and work it around the stem evenly where you want your paint line.

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    Then twist the wax paper around the glass and stick it inside the glass.

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    Make sure the glass is well covered like so.

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    Keep doing that until they are all done.

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    Then take them outside and get ready to spray paint. I put a few pieces of wax paper down to work on. Make sure you shake the crud out of the spray paint and shake frequently while working too or it doesn't come out smoothly. Work in quick, light, even coats.

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    Spray the base top first then flip it over and spray the bottom.

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    Then wait 5 to 10 minutes.

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    Then spray another light coat on the top and then bottom. Let sit for a few minutes until dry to the touch and move somewhere safe and out of the way. Let sit for 24 hours before using. The back of the chalk board paint says to cure the chalkboard before using it (fancy way of saying rubbing chalk over it and wiping it off) but I didn't and mine are working just fine. Make sure to hand wash them.

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    How much fun is that?! Happy New Year's eve eve eve.....

    DIY: Puffer Vest from Puffer Jacket

    Hello world!

    I hate the grocery store. I swear that I no joke went to the grocery store at least 25 days in the month of December. It was ridiculous. I am so over it. However, I have a confession to make. I love to check out other chicks....not that I think I have any male readers but if there are any of you, get your heads out of the gutter. I like to check other chicks out because I like to outfit shop other people's clothes. The other day I was at the *((*^&*^& grocery store and I saw like 4 chicks wearing cream colored puffer vests with leggings and/or skinny jeans. SUPER cute! I have never cared for puffer vests, have never wanted one. But I was seriously kicking myself for ignoring all the texts I have gotten from Old Navy about their sickeningly cheap frost free puffer vests. So the next morning I got up and booked it to Old Navy hoping for the best. No luck....not a single vest left except some black ones that looked like they had been sewn out of a Hefty bag. So I got on the trusty internet and looked all over. I knew exactly what I wanted....cream, with pockets and a removable hood with fur. I didn't know where I got such a specific idea in my head from but that was what I wanted. I found a few that were ok. J. Crew had some nice ones but no hood. Juicy had an amazing one but it was not cheap and had kind of a weird shirred waist. I was getting quite frustrated and was about to give up when Deuce (our 70 lb. boxer who thinks he is a lap dog) started whining to go out. So I reach in the closet to grab my jacket and shoes and notice poking out between all of the drab black coats in our coat closet a fluffy fur hood in the perfect shade of winter white. "OH MY GOSH" I think to myself "that is where I got that exact idea of what I wanted in my head." I pull the winter white hood out and uncover a hidden treasure, my cream colored down Gap puffer jacket I got the year I went to Steamboat music fest. I haven't worn it in years because it is so warm. But if it didn't have sleeves I might be able to wear it more often! Don't worry, I didn't make Deuce wait to go potty, no animals were harmed in the making of this post. I walked around aimlessly in the court yard waiting for him to pee planning my perfect puffer vest and all the great outfits I was going to make out of it.

    So I got back upstairs and went to work. Here are the details.

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    Here is the jacket before, with the sleeves still attached. Isn't it cute? I need to have it dry cleaned though, it has a few little dingys on the front.

    I got my seam ripper out and started working my way around the arm hole. Then I had to rip the seams out of the inner lining.

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    I was afraid the down would start leaking out of the exposed seam but luckily Gap did a nice little basting stitch. So I rolled the hem all around the arm hole and pinned it.

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    Then I just stictched around the arm holes with cream thread and VOILA! now I don't have to go buy anything new! Love repurposing things!! Here is the finished product. I am still in my PJs or I would have modeled it for you. Have a great day!

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    Friday, December 23, 2011

    Our Christmas Card Tree

    This is just a quick post to show off our Christmas card tree. I never know what to do with Christmas cards and couldn't ever find an idea I liked for displaying them. We tried all kinds of things, putting them on the counter, putting them on the fridge, clipping them onto a piece of ribbon strung across the window... You get the idea...

    So I love this because you could also put ornaments on the tree. I used clothes pins that I covered with Christmas scrapbook paper and distressed with Tim holtz distressing ink. It is a great and fun way to display them and I can use the tree elsewhere if I find another idea I like more. Everyone have a great day, I will be posting my first mini haul post in the next day or so, so be on the lookout!

    P.S. is anyone else as obsessed with instagram as I am? I wanna take pics of everything!

    Tuesday, December 13, 2011

    10 Things Every Girl Should Have In Her Closet

    Hello friends!

    I R E A L L Y want to write a DIY Louboutin tutorial for everyone because I have gotten so many compliments on my first pair I did BUT it is raining outside (those Hunter rain boots on my Christmas list sure would come in handy right now eh?) and I don't feel like doing anything at all but sitting on my booty and enjoying nap time with the warmth of my laptop hanging out on my lap. So I decided to write a post about the 10 things every girl should have in her closet (in my opinion). Pretty self explanatory, so let's get to it.

    1. A good pair of jeans.

    A good pair of jeans is like a best friend...you will have lots of friends in your life time that come and go but there is that one friend you can always come back to and you always know is there when all else fails, THAT is your fave pair of jeans. Your fave jeans are not the mudd jeans you got at Ross on the clearance rack for $8 because they look ok.....they are your Seven For All Mankind jeans that you treated yourself to on a special occasion at Nordstrom and actually had hemed rather than walking off the excess after a few months. Think about it. You wear jeans ALL the time. So if you pay $200 for a pair of jeans, the first time you wear them they cost you $200 for that wear. Then the second time they cost you $100 per time you wear them. Then the fourth time you wear them you are down to $50 a wear (I skipped three because it wasn't easy math, HA!) and so on and so forth until you are down to pennies a day, PENNIES LADIES! This is not rocket science so tell your hubby to suck it up, get over it and enjoy the view of your rockin' booty in your new fancy jeans.

    2. A pair of black pointy toe heels
    Source: zappos.com via Callie on Pinterest

    It's hard to go wrong with black pointy toe heels. You can get them in all heights, pointy-ness, and costs so there is no excuse not to have a pair. They go with just about anything and they polish off your look. My faves are Nine West and I usually get them at Marshall's for $30-$40. I get the moderate heel high so they are comfy and easy enough to wear chasing little Goat around but still high enough to make my calves look awesome if I am wearing them with a dress. There is nothing like a killer pointy toe to make you feel like you rule the world when you need a little confidence booster.

    3. A pair of diamond studs

    They don't have to be real, and they don't have to be solitares. The pair I love match my wedding ring and are from the Swarovski store (a great alternative to the real thing that are still blingy at a small fraction of the price). They are a great thing to have when you don't want to think about what costume jewelry earrings go with your new shirt as you are running out the door. You can wear them to the gym to feel a little fancy or wear them with a cocktail dress on a date night. Totally essential.

    4. A good denim jacket
    Source: jcrew.com via Callie on Pinterest

    Denim goes with everything....blue is the new black. It looks great with brown, black, white, red, blue, you name it... So what a great staple to have when you are feeling a little self conscious about your arms in a dress or when it is still warm enough to wear a skirt and a tank top but might be a little chilly later. I actually usually keep my denim jacket in the car because I wear it so much and it goes with so much. I got mine at Gap and it has great copper buttons which I think adds even more to it's ability to match everything. J. Crew also has great ones and (I dare to say this because I certainly don't ever shop there) Abercrombie has nice ones too.

    5. A turquoise necklace
    Source: etsy.com via Callie on Pinterest

    Turquoise also goes with everything. I really can't think of a color shirt I wouldn't wear a turquoise necklace with. You can pair it with gold or silver jewelry and it still looks great and there is such a giant variety of sizes of necklace/beads you can get the size that suits you. I personally have 4 (that I can think of off the top of my head) and wear them all the time.

    6. A pair of cowboy boots

    Now you might be thinking to yourself "Yeah, if you live in Texas maybe" which I do. But cowboy boots are the greatest shoe ever. You can wear them in the rain to splash in puddles, you can wear them in the yard while you are mowing, you can wear them with a long skirt and a denim jacket, you can wear them under jeans for a subdued western look, you can wear them with skinny jeans to scream Texas cute, you can wear them with a casual dress to go shopping (rather than killing yourself in wedges while you walk around), you can wear them with denim shorts if you wanna channel your inner Jessica Simpson....you know, back before she got prego, when she was skinny and not eating every hoho and Little Debbie snack cake in a 5 mile radius of her (I didn't know they even sold those things in LA). The point is, they are very versatile and they come in many price ranges and styles. I personally have a pair of Lucheses in cognac with a pink shaft and a pair of distressed Justins in brown and I love them both.

    7. A good white tank top
    Source: target.com via Callie on Pinterest

    By good, I don't mean expensive. I wear a white tank top A LOT in the summer time and I wear one under lots of stuff in the winter so I go through alot of them because you don't want to have a dingy one. So I get mine at Target, the long and lean style in the juniors section and I wait until they are on sale for $6 and get two or three at a time. A crisp white tank is such a simple go to outfit and will match anything on the bottom plus always looks very polished. And again, if you are self conscious about just wearing a tank or about your arms, you can throw on your denim jacket!

    8. Gold Flip Flops
    Source: jcrew.com via Callie on Pinterest

    I cannot live without gold flip flops. I wear them probably 200 days out of the year if not more. I go through 2 or 3 pairs a year because I wear them so much. My fave are the J. Crew gold capris. I love them because they look very polished and they go with everything. I used to never wear white pants or skirts because I hate white shoes and I didn't know what I could possibly wear on the bottom to match until I discovered gold. And don't get too wrapped up in mixing silver and gold because no one is analyzing your outfit that closely. They are a great go to shoe when you just aren't sure what else is going to match something and they are comfy so they can be worn in many different ways.

    9. A pearl necklace

    Again, this does not need to be a real necklace or anything super expensive. A pearl necklace goes great with all colors and is very classic. It is acceptable to wear to just about any occasion and will never go out of style. It can be paired with silver or gold earrings (or your diamond studs from earlier, haha). I got one to wear to my wedding at Stein Mart and have been amazed with how much I actually wear it. I thought about getting a real one for our wedding but thought it would be a waste. It's a very Audrey thing to do, and something you won't regret owning.

    10. A Juicy Suit (or something similar

    I love Juicy. I figure if I am going to slum it in sweats at least people know I bought fancy sweats. Plus I always feel so Hollywood when I roll out of bed, pull on a Juicy suit, put on big sunglasses and walk out the door. But, the only difference between a Juicy suit and a Target velour suit is the little silver J pull on the hoodie. So if you aren't a slave to fashion like me then don;t waste your money, go to Target or Old Navy and get yourself one in a basic color like black or brown. It's a great thing to have when you are sick and have to run to the pharmacy but don't want to scare the pharmacist away or woke up late and have to take your kid to mother's day out. Do keep in mind unlike normal sweats where the bigger the better (and more comfy) you do want them to be a bit more tailored so get some that fit you well and are flattering. You don't want to look like you are wearing a spandex suit or anything but you want it to be cute and form fitting.

    So that's it. Pretty basic stuff and all things that are available in all different price ranges, except the jeans. Everyone enjoy the rainy day and go buy yourself some rain boots....I am hoping mine are under the Christmas tree as we speak :)

    Tuesday, December 6, 2011

    5 Outfits: One Pair of Tan Riding Boots

    Hello friends!

    2 posts in 2 days, I know, I know...I am going to fry my brain, lol! This is going to be kind of a quick one. If you haven't already been able to tell I am a huge fan of boots in the winter time. I think it stems from my secret want to live somewhere where it gets cold....I mean really cold...like snow on the ground and chillies under your jeans. It would just be so nice to not wear shorts in December. So I bought some super cute riding boots at Target last year and when I first got them I kind of had trouble figuring out what to wear with them besides a white shirt and my military army green jacket. I have to divulge a dirty little secret about my boots. I got them on super clearance for like $23 or something ridiculous even for Target...but....they are a size 10! I wear an 8, occasionally an 8 1/2 but I wanted them so bad and for that price I couldn't pass them up. So I wear two pairs of socks and my foot slips around but I am a slave for fashion so whatev! Whew! Now that I got that off my chest....

    Anyway, now that I have formed a better understanding of my style and have become a little more adventurous with the boots, I have been able to come up with lots of fun outfits. So here are 5 I put together on Polyvore and since I got these boots last year, I am going to list a few similar pairs at various prices after the outfit posts. Enjoy!

    Fall Date Night


    Warm Dress and Boots Outfit


    Afternoon Baby Shower


    Chambray and Denim


    Shopping & Lunch With The Girls




    And here are a few different pairs at different prices!!

    Breckelle's Outlaw-81 womens western knee-high boot

    Breckelle's Outlaw-81 womens western knee-high boot (clipped to polyvore.com) $47

    Madden Girl Tan Women's Zandora

    Madden Girl Tan Women's Zandora (clipped to polyvore.com) $79

    Coconuts Tan Women's Thornbird

    Coconuts Tan Women's Thornbird (clipped to polyvore.com) $89

    Steven by Steve Madden boots

    Steven by Steve Madden boots (see more buckle boots) $149

    and the dream boots!!!

    Sam Edelman boots

    Sam Edelman boots (see more sam edelman shoes) $296

    LOVE them!! Hope everyone is having a great day!!

    Monday, December 5, 2011

    UGG Outfit Ideas

    OK, well I started on this post last week but got busy with life and didn't finish it. So I just got on Polyvore and whipped out a bunch of stored up UGG outfits I have been saving in my ever so crowded brain. As I said in my last post, my hubby totally rocked it out for our anniversary and got me a pair of UGGs but me being....let's say "thrifty" (cheap if you wanna be completely honest) I felt bad making him buy the UGG care kit when we went to get the boots at Nordstrom because he had already spent over what our original budgets for each other had been. So I thought to myself "I will just be super careful and then go get the UGG cleaning kit once I get a few Goose Goose orders." Well, if you ever go buy UGGs just bust out the extra $20 for the cleaning kit because not 45 minutes after I got them a giant blob of hamburger grease plopped itself right down on my right toe. I don't know that the protector stuff would have completely kept it from soaking in but it couldn't have hurt to have treated them before that happened. Anywho, I went and bought the kit last week and then after reading, realized it was like a 3 day process to clean and treat my UGGs. I have basically not taken the damn things off since I got them so this created a large dillema in the world of Callie. However, God did me (and the rest of Texas) a favor and made it rain for going on 4 days which gave me plenty of time to clean and treat my UGGs and now they look shiny and new (or I guess sueded and clean is a better description) and are just waiting for the rain to stop so I can wear them again. So here are a few outfits I created on my Polyvore that include my fancy schmancy new UGGs!

    UGGs and Faux Fur


    I like this to wear if we were going somewhere where we would be outside in the cold for the majority of the time because if I take off the fur vest then the outfit is just kind of boring. So hopefully we will go walk around Fredericksburg and look at lights or something like that soon and I can be cozy and warm!

    Cozy Casual Ugg Outfit


    I love this to wear Christmas shopping. The layers let me add on and take off as necessary with the ridiculous Texas weather. As you probably know from my previous posts I don't have this bag yet but I have been oh so good this year and am hoping Hubby Clause noticed!

    Cozy Christmas Shopping


    This would be great to throw on in the morning as a simple outfit to go run errands or to drop baby Goat off at Mother's Day Out. I know I eventually won't feel like I have to get dressed every time I go drop him off but for now I would feel a little weird showing up in one step over PJs.  I also love this for Christmas shopping if I was going to an outdoor mall like the Domain where it will actually be cold while I am walking around. I could also sub leggings for the jeans for an even more comfy outfit.

    Audrina Patridge Airport Outfit


    Alrighty, time for a confession. I know she is dumb as a box of rocks but I have a giant girl crush on Audrina Patridge. I even tried to suffer through her terrible reality show a few times (eventually it just became too much.) She has such a rocking body and seems a lot nicer than any of the other bias that were on The Hills. So I loved the casual outfit she rocked at LAX and if I had somewhere to go where I wanted to look hip and casual I would try to sport this.

    Casual Texas Fall Outfit


    OK, time for a reader opinion shout out (although I am quite sure I am simply writing to space at this point, as I have only one follower). What is your opinion on UGGs and shorts? I know alot of people think it makes no sense but I think it makes perfect sense in Texas or California. Sometimes it is too hot to wear jeans but still slightly chilly. Therefore UGGs and shorts with a flowy cardigan you can add if you get chilly are a good idea. Apparently people feel quite passionately one way or the other. I think if you have skinny legs and can pull the look off it is a hot and cute casual look!

    Fall Casual Happy Hour on a Patio


    OK, here is my last look which I have already posted once before in a previous post. I got this dress a few months ago and although I love the dress, it has a chiffon layer over the knit layer so it is not as casual as I thought it was going to be. So I don't know that I would actually wear this outfit but if I were out for a baby shower or a date night and we met up with people after in a casual setting I might switch out a rockin' pair of heels for these just for comfort sake.

    So there you have it. A few outfit ideas from me for my new UGGs. What do you think? Do you like UGGs or do you think they are heainous? You aren't going to hurt my feelings!!! Hope everyone is having a good Monday. I need to make dinner so I am out of here!!